Straight Outta Savasana Hoodie

$55.55
The comfiest way to re-enter reality… reluctantly.

Rolling off your mat and back into the real world? Same.
This hoodie is for the yogi who takes savasana very seriously — like “please don’t talk to me yet, I’m returning from another dimension” seriously.

Soft, cozy, and a little sassy, the Straight Outta Savasana hoodie lets everyone know exactly what stage of your spiritual reboot you’re in. Whether you’re on the way home from class, hitting Target half-zen half-dazed, or mentally still on the mat even though your body’s in public — it fits the vibe.

Why You’ll Love It

✨ Ultra-soft + perfect for post-practice snuggling
😴 Ideal for that slow “I just left corpse pose” reawakening
🧘 A statement piece only true yogis will understand
😅 Lighthearted, relatable, serotonin-boosting energy
🪷 Great for class, errands, lazy mornings, and staying cozy

You did your practice. You transcended reality.
Now you’re back, wearing a hoodie that says it all:

STRAIGHT OUTTA SAVASANA.
Send coffee. Or incense. Either works. 😌🪷

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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The comfiest way to re-enter reality… reluctantly.

Rolling off your mat and back into the real world? Same.
This hoodie is for the yogi who takes savasana very seriously — like “please don’t talk to me yet, I’m returning from another dimension” seriously.

Soft, cozy, and a little sassy, the Straight Outta Savasana hoodie lets everyone know exactly what stage of your spiritual reboot you’re in. Whether you’re on the way home from class, hitting Target half-zen half-dazed, or mentally still on the mat even though your body’s in public — it fits the vibe.

Why You’ll Love It

✨ Ultra-soft + perfect for post-practice snuggling
😴 Ideal for that slow “I just left corpse pose” reawakening
🧘 A statement piece only true yogis will understand
😅 Lighthearted, relatable, serotonin-boosting energy
🪷 Great for class, errands, lazy mornings, and staying cozy

You did your practice. You transcended reality.
Now you’re back, wearing a hoodie that says it all:

STRAIGHT OUTTA SAVASANA.
Send coffee. Or incense. Either works. 😌🪷

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!