Mercury Retrograde Shirt

$33.33
For the cosmic babe who laughs through chaos and double-checks the retrograde calendar before replying to texts — this shirt is your new personality in cotton form.

Playful, sarcastic, slightly unhinged in the best way — just like Mercury Rx season feels.

Wear it to yoga. Wear it to Whole Foods. Wear it when technology glitches, when communication is weird, or when your life suddenly feels like a scrambled TikTok sound. Everyone will get the message. (Or they won’t — because Mercury.)

Why You’ll Love It

🌌 Soft + comfy for everyday wear or post-Savasana bliss
😅 Peak sarcastic energy — relieves stress through humor
🔮 Perfect convo starter: astrology lovers will cackle
📱 Ideal for retrograde season meltdown prevention
🖤 Pairs with leggings, denim, messy buns & iced coffee vibes

When the universe gets chaotic, just point to your shirt.
No explanation needed.

Is Mercury in Gatorade again?
Probably.
Wear the shirt anyway. 🪐✨

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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For the cosmic babe who laughs through chaos and double-checks the retrograde calendar before replying to texts — this shirt is your new personality in cotton form.

Playful, sarcastic, slightly unhinged in the best way — just like Mercury Rx season feels.

Wear it to yoga. Wear it to Whole Foods. Wear it when technology glitches, when communication is weird, or when your life suddenly feels like a scrambled TikTok sound. Everyone will get the message. (Or they won’t — because Mercury.)

Why You’ll Love It

🌌 Soft + comfy for everyday wear or post-Savasana bliss
😅 Peak sarcastic energy — relieves stress through humor
🔮 Perfect convo starter: astrology lovers will cackle
📱 Ideal for retrograde season meltdown prevention
🖤 Pairs with leggings, denim, messy buns & iced coffee vibes

When the universe gets chaotic, just point to your shirt.
No explanation needed.

Is Mercury in Gatorade again?
Probably.
Wear the shirt anyway. 🪐✨

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!