Highly Meditated Cropped Hoodie (Sloth Edition)

$55.55
Slow movement, deep breath, peak enlightenment energy.

Meet your new post-practice uniform — soft, relaxed, a little sleepy, and unbothered by everything except inner peace. Transcending this earthly realm one slow inhale at a time, this cropped hoodie is for the yogi who doesn’t rush the journey. Or anything, really.

“Highly Meditated” isn’t just a mood — it’s a lifestyle.
A wink at your spiritual glow-up, your mindfulness practice, and your ability to stay blissfully non-reactive while the world spins around you at 3x speed.

Why You’ll Love It

🦥 Sloth graphic = peak zen, peak cute
🧘 Cropped + comfy for effortless post-flow style
😌 Made for slow mornings, long exhales & meditative scroll sessions
✨ Soft enough for savasana… stylish enough for brunch after
🪷 For yogis who are chill, conscious, & always this close to nirvana

Whether you’re actually meditating or just lying face-down on the couch radiating peace, this hoodie says it all.

Move slow. Breathe deep.


This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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Slow movement, deep breath, peak enlightenment energy.

Meet your new post-practice uniform — soft, relaxed, a little sleepy, and unbothered by everything except inner peace. Transcending this earthly realm one slow inhale at a time, this cropped hoodie is for the yogi who doesn’t rush the journey. Or anything, really.

“Highly Meditated” isn’t just a mood — it’s a lifestyle.
A wink at your spiritual glow-up, your mindfulness practice, and your ability to stay blissfully non-reactive while the world spins around you at 3x speed.

Why You’ll Love It

🦥 Sloth graphic = peak zen, peak cute
🧘 Cropped + comfy for effortless post-flow style
😌 Made for slow mornings, long exhales & meditative scroll sessions
✨ Soft enough for savasana… stylish enough for brunch after
🪷 For yogis who are chill, conscious, & always this close to nirvana

Whether you’re actually meditating or just lying face-down on the couch radiating peace, this hoodie says it all.

Move slow. Breathe deep.


This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!